DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ILLEGAL TO FUCK ON A FERRIS WHEEL IN CINCINNATI?

by Bob Walsh

Michael Mathisen, 30, and Lauren Wilde, 31, were both drunk when they decided to play hide the salami in one of the gondola cars on the 150 foot tall ferris wheel in downtown Cincinnati. The gondola cars hold up to six people. It seems that there were other passengers, including children, and those other passengers were not amused.

At the end of the 12 minute ride they both got another ride, to the police station. Wilder was RORd. Mathisen was held overnight.

EDITOR'S NOTE: For Christ's sake that was a teachable moment. It taught those kids what the birds and bees are really all about.