Saturday, June 15, 2019

STEVE BULLOCK AND SETH MOULTON ARE NOBODY

by Bob Walsh

The DNC has announced that 20 candidates have qualified for the presidential debates later this month. Bill de Blasio made the cut, even though he is polling at zero percent. Steven Bullock, Governor of Montana, and Seth Moulton, congressman from Mass., did not make the cut.

A drawing to be made by NBC news on Friday will decide what candidates will appear on which night later this month. There will be two herds of ten each for this round of debates. I am confident the NBC draw will in fact be truly fair and random. (Gag gag cough cough puke.)

As one might expect the hopefuls who made the cut are OK with the "rules." Those who didn't make the cut consider them to be unfair.

There will be a third round of debates in September and a fourth in October. The bar will be raised for participation in those debates, which will hopefully weed out some of the riffraff. It will be fun to watch the radical idiot fringe snipe at Crazy Bernie and Uncle Joe, possibly without being TOO mean because they still want to be considered for VP when they lose.

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