Wednesday, October 02, 2019

NOISE

by Bob Walsh

It seems that the major car manufacturers have gotten together and decided that it is necessary for them to have their cars make some sort of noise to announce their presence. They are working on something that will do the job without being unduly offensive. I have the following suggestions to offer.

Fan belt squeal.

Recording of somebody from Brooklyn yelling "Out of the way asshole."

Live cat being thrown into a wood chipper.

Hillary Clinton screeching "NO NO NO" on election night 2016.

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