by Bob Walsh
Tomorrow,
at about 2:48 p.m. in Stockton, the Summer Solstice will occur. Since
time immemorial civilized people have recognized Midsummer Day. I
happen to know that the Sun God hates cats and they are therefore
appropriate sacrifices. It does not have to be fancy, anything that
will spill blood into the ground. A 12-gauge will do it, or an ax or a
baseball bat. You can be creative.
Theoretically
you should roll your lazy ass out of bed and make your sacrifice at
dawn, but if you are a true lazy ass you can go ahead and do it at the
time of the actual Solstice. Don't forget to make the time correction
if you go that way, Unless you live right on the meridian the correct
time will be off a bit one way or the other.
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