Monday, March 22, 2021

$100,000 BAIL FOR FELONY STUPID

by Bob Walsh

If you watch any amount of TV you probably saw some stupid sonofabitch climb into the elephant enclosure at the San Diego Zoo with his two-year old in order to take a selfie with an elephant.  Depending on how serious the elephant was about it he and the kid very nearly got turned into strawberry jelly.  He managed to slide the kid under the fence and then jump thru himself just ahead of the elephant, who was not amused by the intrusion.

The moron is currently a guest of the county pending $100,000 bail on charges of child endangerment and felony stupidity.  The felony stupid isn't an actual charge, but probably should be.

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