DISTURBING THE PIECE

New York orgies are keeping residents awake, 311 calls about 'loud sex' shoot up

'Orgy going on in the backyard... boobs, and penis being flashed on the street,' said one such caller to 311 

 

By Taniya Ishwarya 

 

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March 3, 2022

 

 

New Yorkers' night lives have gotten a whole lot steamier 

 

If Netflix needs a new ‘adult’ genre series, they should probably record New Yorkers during the night because the city is going wild! New York city’s hotline 311 has been receiving multiple complaints from residents stating how they are done with loud sex and orgies in their neighborhoods. Would you believe that over 270 sex-related complaints were made in a period of one year in New York? Yes, indeed!

New York is one of the most crowded cities in the country, with an average of 75,000 noise complaints per month. But here’s the big news! New data from the city's 311 call logs revealed that a significant number of of these "noise complaints" are about sex noises that are way too loud. On January 2022, 311 received a complaint at 6 am in the morning from a Bronx woman desperately saying, “Listen i am a Christian woman... help this girl stop having loud sex before God does.”  Between February 19, 2021, and February 9, 2022, the complaints from all five boroughs are mostly from residents complaining about their neighbors’ intrusive sex lives. Queens filed 103 complaints, Manhattan came in second with 66, followed by Brooklyn with 55, the Bronx with 48, and Staten Island with 4. One caller even stated that they heard their neighbor yelling that their partner is a “sexual-tyrannosaurus” and cried to 311 to make it stop.

People complained about various orgy parties that deprived their sleep. A caller stated that their neighbor woman while having sex was calling her partner "sexual-tyrannosaurus."

 

Back in 2021, 311 was receiving similar complaints that were hilarious because of the callers’ choice of words to describe their agony after being forced to hear or see their neighbors' 'night time activities.' One caller complained saying, “There is an obese gay man splashing his Latino lovers cheeks with his man syrup,” said one such traumatized caller from Brooklyn in August 2021. Another such call came in at 1 am in early June in which the caller reported, “Orgy going on in the backyard... boobs, and penis being flashed on the street.” Another Bronx resident claimed that his neighbors were having "loud and merciless sex" in the middle of the afternoon, while a Manhattan resident claimed that next door was having a "sex T party." Apart from this, many residents were filing complaints regarding orgy sex. One complaint said that there was an orgy party where people dressed up as Freddy Krueger, Pennywise and the Easter Bunny. While this seems funny, some complaints' transcripts reveal that some citizens were really affected quite adversely.

 

                                      Between February 19, 2021, and February 9, 2022, the complaints from all five boroughs are mostly from residents complaining about their neighbors’ intrusive sex lives

 

According to one 311 complaint, a Brooklyn resident was so sleep-deprived that he was on the verge of losing his job because he overslept too often all because his neighbors kept having loud sex night after night. Another Brooklynite reported that eight or more people were having an orgy in his apartment complex's stairwell and blocking his route, preventing him from getting into his own home. Despite all these complaints pouring in, not much serious action was taken against the perpetrators. The only official acknowledgment of the situation came from a lone New York police spokesperson, Sophia Mason, who said, “[We] will continue to monitor and address all complaints.”