WHY DON'T WE JUST SINK ALL THOSE CHINESE WARSHIPS THAT KEEP SURROUNDING TAIWAN AND SHOOT DOWN ANY CHINESE WARPLANES THAT INTRUDE ON TAIWAN'S AIRSPACE?

Because of this:

 

'  The world's most powerful nuke' that can hit the US in 30 minutes

And this:

 In November, the U.S. Navy hired an active-duty drag queen to boost recruitment