It's been almost four years since Trump begrudgingly left the White House but when the two sat together for the traditional Oval Office hand-off on Wednesday - they got along like old friends.
Joe Biden is the meat in the MAGA sandwich – his 46th presidency uncomfortably snuggled in between two hearty slices of Donaldough.
It's been almost four years since Trump begrudgingly left the White House but, when the two sat together for the traditional Oval Office hand-off on Wednesday, they got along like old friends.
Slap Happy Joe grinned widely and whispered, 'Welcome home,' as Donald 'The Legacy Destroyer', expressed his appreciation for such a warm reception. At least, that's what all the cameras captured.
I imagine those weren't the only words exchanged. In fact, the two men reportedly spoke for a further two hours in private. Perhaps, the conversation went a little like this:
Biden: You know, I voted for you, right? Did you see me wearing your hat?
Trump: Yeah, you and everyone else. But why did you keep calling me Hitler? That was a little not nice, Sleepy Joe.
Biden: Malarkey! Now YOU are sensitive about nicknames? And I never called you Hitler – that was Kamala. Let's just say, I'm not with her!
Biden laughs, coughs and falls face-first out of his chair.
At this moment, Dr. Jill Biden walks in, dressed in her finest blood-red Lady Macbeth suit.
She hoists Biden back into his seat and starts speaking.
Dr. Jill: Just remember, Donald, Joe was your best surrogate! Don't forget who opened up America's borders and flooded the country with illegal immigrants. 'Thank you' would be nice. What about giving me and Joe a nice cushy ambassadorship, so we can live out our retirements in style?
Biden: I hear Ukraine is nice and Hunter has a lot of friends there.
Jill pushes Joe back down to the floor.
Trump: Sorry, guys. I've got more pressing issues on my agenda, like firing the entire federal bureaucracy, ending wars with the snap of my fingers and appointing a super-hot Press Secretary. Priorities!
Suddenly, Hunter Biden bursts into the room.
Hunter: Daaaaaad, I thought we were going to play catch with my Romanian buddies!!??
Biden: No, Hunter. I said: 'You are going to get caught with your Romanian buddies. Now, tell the Chinese that you won't be visiting Beijing anymore.'
Hunter: Excuse me, Mr. Trump. Can I have a pardon?
Biden: Yeah, Don. Will you pardon my boy?
Trump: I don't think so, no.
Biden: You're a Nazi!
Hunter: You're garbage!
Dr. Jill Biden walked in, dressed in her finest blood-red Lady Macbeth suit.
Dr. Jill: Now boys, let's all agree that there's only one person we all really, really hate.
Biden: Nancy Pelosi!
Dr. Jill: No, Joe. Try again.
'Kamala', they all shout.
Dr. Jill: That's right. Ever since she called Joe a racist, I've had it out for her. At least, I won't have to hug her creepy husband anymore – he always tries to kiss me on the lips.
Jill reaches into her purse and pulls out a letter addressed to Melania Trump.
Dr Jill: I'm so sorry your pretend...I mean pretty... wife couldn't be here today, Donald. I was so looking forward to serving her some arsenic tea. I wrote her a little note. Can you deliver it for me?
Trump: Oh Jill, that's so sweet! What does it say?
Dr. Jill: Well, I know Melania is multi-lingual, so I wrote out a translation of 'Go f*** yourself' in five languages, including Slovak.
Trump: It's been great catching up. Joe, you look worse than I thought. Hunter, pack your bags because you're going to Gitmo. I'll have Handsome Pete Hegseth get the transfer paperwork ready.
Someone knocks on the Oval Office door and it opens.
Trump: "Meet the new Attorney General!"
Biden: Hulk Hogan! What are you doing here?
Trump: Meet the new Attorney General!
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