ROLL OF THE DICE

The Unconventional Gazette
January 28, 2013

A voluptuous blonde from Houston arrived at the Coushatta Casino in Kinder, Louisiana.

She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She told everyone at the table, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with a Texas twang yelled, "Come on, baby, mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed... "Yes! Yes! I won, I won!"

She hugged both of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other one answered, "I don't know… I thought you were watching the dice."