Richard Connelly’s column “The Five Best Houston Sex Scandals, Such As They Are” in Houston Press Hair Balls gave me some chuckles and the one involving Anna Ncole Smith broke me up. Here is what he wrote:
ANNA NICOLE SMITH
Is it a sex scandal when not only there might not have been sex, but you hope to Christ there wasn't? It is in Houston.
Unless the thought of picturing some blonde bimbo trying desperately to at least semi-engorge the 90some-year-old penis of a wheelchair-bound billionaire appeals to you, you don't want to think of the sex angle [between] Anna Nicole Smith and oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall.
Let's just imagine it was an entirely platonic sort of love, or gold-digging, whatever the case may be.
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