Monday, June 27, 2011

GUYS, A WOMAN IS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND

And you thought a dog is a man’s best friend. Not so…

A woman will never stand a man up and she will never let him down.

She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible…

No wait...Sorry....

I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that.

Shit! Never mind…

A dog is still a man’s best friend.

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