The Unconventional Gazette
August 24, 2014
Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel declared ISIS an ‘imminent threat’ and said the Islamic State is ‘beyond anything we’ve seen.’
At a Pentagon press briefing Hagel announced that this morning ISIS warned that if the United States continued the airstrikes against its forces, they intend to cut off America's supply of convenience store, gas station and motel owners.
If this cut-off does not stop the air strikes, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T, Visa, and other customer service reps.
Hagel said if that does not work for them, ISIS is threatening to not send us any more presidents.
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In my neck of the woods convenience store owners are mostly Sikh.
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