The Unconventional Gazette
August 23, 2014
A man is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.
A giant genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.
The man thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."
"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."
After thinking some more, he says, "OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget and eliminate the debt.”
"You crafty little bastard," said the genie.
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