‘AFFLUENZA KID’ SPENT MORE THAN $2,000 ON HOOKERS ONE NIGHT IN PUERTO VALLARTA

While on the run, Ethan Couch partied at Puerto Vallarta strip clubs, spending one night with two hookers in a back room at the Harem club

Freedom for Ethan Couch in Mexico was good while it lasted. The Daily Mail reports that the ‘Affluenza Kid’ partied the nights away at strip clubs in Puerto Vallarta. One of those clubs was the Harem which trumpets “Boobies and Booties Galore” on its entrance sign.

According to the Mail, Ethan spent the night with two hookers in a private back room of the Harem, running up a bill of more than $2,000 for their services. “The teenage Texan runaway was 'staggering drunk' and strip club workers had to hold him up to stop him from falling as they escorted him to his hotel room to wake his mother to get their dough.”

Ah, but all good things must come to an end. Now, a poor spoiled Ethan is idling away in a Mexican lockup while undergoing extradition proceedings which he is fighting.

Here’s wishing that when he is returned to Texas, a juvenile judge will declare Ethan an adult and remand him to an adult court, where hopefully he will be sentenced to prison for violating his 10-year probation sentence.

If he’s in prison, he will have numerous opportunities to engage in sex. During those prison sex parties, Ethan’s ass is likely to get very red.