BRIAN HOYER WAS KANSAS CITY’S BEST PLAYER AND BILL O'BRIEN WAS KC’S BEST ASSISTANT COACH

And all football season long I was misled to believe, my bad, that Hoyer was Houston’s quarterback and O’Brien was Houston’s head coach

Saturday the Kansas City Chiefs trounced the Houston Texans 30-zip in an AFC wild card playoff game that was played in Houston.

Here is my analysis of why Kansas City blew the Texans out of Houston's NRG Stadium:

Brian Hoyer, allegedly Houston’s quarterback, was in fact Kansas City’s best player. He must have been their best player because the home crowd kept booing him. Hoyer threw four interceptions, one at KC’s three yard line, and he lost a fumble when he ran into one of his own teammates. Those five turnovers had the KC fans cheering and the Houston fans jeering Hoya.

And Bill O’Brien, allegedly Houston’s head coach, was Kansas City’s beat assistant coach. How come? O’Brien kept Hoyer in the game even though four of Hoyer’s five turnovers occurred in the first half and even though he was ineffective for the rest of the game. That in fact made him KC head coach Andy Reid’s top assistant.

It didn’t take long for the game to turn into a laugher, except that the hometown crowd wasn’t laughing.

Anyone care to argue against my analysis?