Monday, June 18, 2018

HOLY SHIT! MICHAEL MOORE HAS BEEN APPOINTED NEW LAPD CHIEF

Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti has announced that his pick to replace retiring Chief Charlie Beck is Michael Moore

LAPD Chief Charlie Beck is retiring June 27. Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti has just announced that Michael Moore is his pick to replace Beck. Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy fucking shit!

Michael Moore is that sorry-ass uber-left filmmaker and author who has condemned capitalism and claims President Trump is a Russian traitor and says that his presidency has “no legitimacy.” Appointing an uber-left activist as chief of the LAPD? What in the fuck was Garcetti thinking?

It wouldn’t surprise me one bit if one of Moore’s first acts as the new chief will be to strip all Los Angeles cops of their guns, leaving them only with non-lethal weapons for self-defense. Garcetti expects Moore to develop a new policy for dealing with the homeless street encampments. Look for Moore to have his cops try to move those encampments to the lawns of the mansions of the filthy rich he so despises.

The asshole has no police experience and he doesn’t even have a college degree. I wonder what kind of reception Moore will receive by the rank-and-file of the LAPD? I don’t think it will be pretty.

Excuse me, someone is tapping me on the shoulder … What?! Are you sure? Shit!

He, he, he. It seems as though I’ve erred a bit. The Michael Moore that Garcetti appointed is LAPD’s First Assistant Chief of Operations and a 40-year veteran of the department.

He, he, he folks, I hope you’ll forgive me for this slight screwup.

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