by Bob Walsh
Janoris Jenkins plays cornerback for the N. Y. Giants and lives in a nice house about 10 miles from the stadium in Fair Lawn, N.J.
It seems that somebody "found" a dead body laying around the house. The cops have declined to say who the head guy is and where Jenkins was when the body was found or when the death is believed to have occurred.
The Giant's team operation has declined comment other than to say they are monitoring the situation.
Remember, a friend will help you move. A GOOD friend will help you move the body. Lacking a good friend, a good maid should have at least shoved the guy under a couch or something. It's hard to find good help these days..
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