SENATOR POCAHONTAS MAY ACTUALLY HAVE A CHIEF RUNNING NOSE OR SQUAW BUSHY TWAT FOR ANCESTORS

Elizabeth Warren took a DNA test which showed – wow – she is either 1/32 (3%) or 1/1024 (0.097%) American Indian

Remember when Elizabeth Warren claimed she was descended from American Indians? Well, now that Senator Pocahontas is prepping for a run at the presidency, she has released the results of a DNA test conducted by Stanford University geneticist Carlos D. Bustamante as evidence she was not a liar.

Professor Bustamante concluded that “the vast majority” of Warren’s ancestry is European, but “the results strongly support the existence of an unadmixed Native American ancestor.” Six generations ago, her forefather could have been Chief Running Nose – that would make her 1/32 or 3% Indian. However, if 10 generations ago her foremother was Squaw Bushy Twat, she would be only 1/1024 or 0.097% Indian.

When Warren first made her Indian ancestry claim, Donald Trump offered to donate $1 million to charity if she took a DNA test which showed she descended from Indians. Now Pocahontas wants Trump to donate the $1 million to the National Indigenous Women’s Resource Center, an organization that seeks to protect Indian women from violence. But, of course, Trump now denies ever making that offer.

Wow, 3% or 0.097% Indian! She’s started beating the war drums for 2020. Will the Indian vote get Warren over the top? Hmmm, if she does scalp Trump, how does President Pocahontas sound?