Saturday, March 06, 2021

WHEN IN DOUBT, GO WITH BRIBERY

by Bob Walsh

Gavin Newsom, the God-Emperor of the formerly great state of California, has decided to go with bribery as his response to the pressure to get schools to reopen.

He is shoveling several billion dollars into school districts (and indirectly the teachers unions) beyond their usual rake-off to get them to open schools, sort of, maybe a half-day every third day if the wind is blowing right.

He is also directing a large chunk of the available Covid vaccine to "educators."  An educator is anybody with a pay check that say "school district" on it.  Bus drivers (who probably need it) and maintenance people (who maybe don't, at least not urgently) and of course actual classroom teachers and teachers aides.  From there we can pretend to believe that the teachers are at huge risk if they don't get their shots and then we can pretend that they can justify refusing to return to the classroom until EVERYBODY who ever farted in a school has their shot.

Some school district's teachers unions are tying their return to various social justice programs being implemented, having nothing whatsoever to do with Covid safety.  It does, however, give the unions more political power and creates a semi-excuse for teachers to not return to work. 

In reality of course it mostly has to do with Gavin Newsom trying to save his political ass.  He is now convinced that he recall is going to happen, even though he does not say so.  He believes he can beat it at the ballot box if there is enough fraud and if he can bribe enough voters by giving them stuff.  He gives the teacher's unions money.  He sort-of bribes the parents by sort-of promising them they he can get their kids back in school sometime between now and the time mammals become extinct.  Some of these voters will wear a blank smile, mutter "Wow, free stuff from the Governor" and stagger down the street bumping into lamp posts in their stupor.  Some will wake up, breathe deep, click their heels together three times and vote to throw the commie bastard out.

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