Seriously?! Palestinians Claim Israel Trained Cows to Spy on Them
Wild accusations of the Jews somehow conspiring with the animal kingdom against the Muslim world are nothing new.
An innocent cow, or a dangerous Zionist spy? Some Palestinians have a fanciful imagination. “These are recruited and trained cattle. On the neck of each cow they [the Israelis] hang a medallion with an eavesdropping and recording device on it, and sometimes cameras, in order to monitor every detail in [the Palestinian village of] Khirbet Yanun large and small,” said village elder Rushd Morrar, in a statement translated by Palestinian Media Watch.
Morrar also told the official Palestinian Authority daily newspaper Al-Hayat Al-Jadida that local Jews “release herds of wild boars” to destroy Palestinian agriculture. Now that would be something – Jews using un-kosher pigs to do their bidding!
Granting legitimacy to these ridiculous claims is the fact that the Palestinian and wider Arab media happily run with the stories, as if they were legitimate news reports.
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Winged Mossad Agent Captured Over Saudi Arabia
An active Arab imagination has resulted in numerous innocent animals being executed as “Israeli spies”
The Jewish hooked nose gave him away
It is well known that the Mossad is responsible for Israel’s security outside its borders and that the famous Israeli spy agency sometimes uses a variety of agents with different identities to infiltrate Arab countries.
Most Mossad agents are Israelis, but often the agency recruits spies from other countries who are sent to infiltrate Israel’s enemies according to the particular skills the task requires. In this case, a special agent was recruited, unlike any other in the past.
A recent Twitter post reported on a Mossad agent that was captured in northern Saudi Arabia. The agent, it turns out, was a vulture. The official Saudi report determined that the “Mossad agent” was an Israeli vulture armed with photographic and “espionage” equipment. “Heroes” of the Saudi security forces were on their way to place him under arrest and take the bird away for interrogation. The video shows Saudi youngsters at the scene who say that they are not asking for any prizes for the capture, but that they are Saudi nationals who love their homeland and the “security services” (what else could they say as Saudi officials came to investigate). It’s not clear as to the fate of the poor vulture, but chances are likely that he will be executed.
But alas, the innocent bird is not a Mossad agent at all, but a vulture with a tracking device attached to his body by the Veterinary Department of Tel-Aviv University. The department is exploring the migration of birds in the region. This is not the first time that a “Mossad agent” has been caught in Arab countries. In fact, a few years ago another vulture was captured in Lebanon and was immediately suspected of being part of an Israeli attempt to spy on Hezbollah. About nine years ago, the Egyptians caught a shark along the coast of Sinai and immediately suspected that the Israelis had sent the fish, and spread such rumors around the region and the world.
A Mossad agent deployed in the Red Sea to take a bite out of Egyptian tourism.
“They say that the Israeli Mossad has released a lethal shark into the Red Sea in order to undermine tourism in Egypt,” the governor of the South Sinai district, Muhammad Abd al-Fadil Shusha, told an Egyptian news agency.
Sharks, carnivorous birds, pigeons, storks and even squirrels are all animals that have been reported in recent years being used by the Mossad. As strange as it may sound, many people believe these reports, and some of the animals were actually executed as punishment for cooperating with the “Zionist enemy.” It is clear that as most of these reports come from Arab countries, that they are a result of an active Arab imagination that likes to attribute any unusual activities to a Mossad conspiracy.
A lot of this hysteria stems from the trauma inflicted by the success of Israeli spy Eli Cohen, who in the 1960s had so successfully infiltrated Syria that he was appointed by the Syrian president as the country’s Minister of Defense. Middle East Arabs have yet to get over the scandal of the Cohen affair, and tend to attribute a lot of internal problems and abnormal incidents to the Israeli spy agency.
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In 1965, after bringing in Bob Bailey, another Skinner aficionado and the first director of training for the Navy’s pioneering dolphin program, a new branch of the business was born. It was the height of the Cold War, and suddenly various government agencies, such as the CIA, the Army’s Aberdeen Proving Ground, and Limited Warfare Laboratories were seeking their help to train animals as spies. Using animals in intelligence has a long history, and if you asked Bob Bailey, he would tell you, “We never found an animal we could not train.”
As a child, I visited The IQ Zoo in Hot Springs AR and saw Mr. Bailey's star animals in action.
They would really have trouble if the Israelis could train goats and sheep to spy on them. Then their "girlfriends" would be ratting them out. I wonder if those cretins actually believe the horsecrap they are shoveling or if they just think their constituents are stupid enough to believe it?
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