KINKY FRIEDMAN HAS GONE TO HEAVEN ..... I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER OUR PERSONAL GET TOGETHER

By Howie Katz

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In 2009, when Kinky ran as an independent candidate for Texas governor., he scheduled a speech to a civic club at the city center in Webster. I tried to attend the event but they would not let me in. As I was returning to my car, I ran into Kinky who was on his way to the venue.

We greeted each other, and then to my surprise, Kinky spent about ten minutes just shooting the bull with me before he left to enter the building where he was going to give his speech.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I believe Kinky would have made a great governor. He was a man of the people. 

Here is my favorite Kinky song:

Get Your Biscuits In the Oven and Your Buns In the Bed

 

You uppity women I don't understand

Why you gotta go and try to act like a man,

But before you make your weekly visit to the shrink

You'd better occupy the kitchen, liberate the sink.

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed

That's what I to my baby said,

Women's liberation is a-going to your head,

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.

Early every morning you're out on the street

Passing out pamphlets to everyone you meet.

You gave up your maiden form for lent

And now the front of your dress has an air scoop vent.

Every single brakeman that's ever come along

Had a little woman always tellin' him that he's wrong.

Eve said to Adam,"here's an apple you hose"

And Delilah defoliated Samson's moss. 

 

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed

That's what I to my baby said,

Women's liberation is a-going to your head,

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.

Mean-hearted harpies are breaking all the laws

Tearing up their girdles and a-burning up their bras,

Now the air is dirty and the sex is clean

And your coffee makes my hair turn green.

So damn emancipated in your mind and your body,

Gonna have to cancel all your lessons in karate.

If you can't love a male chauvinist

You'd better cross me off your shopping list.

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed

That's what I to my baby said,

Women's liberation is a-going to your head,

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.