JAYWALKING INTO A YARD OCCUPIED BY TERRITORIAL PIT BULLS

I wonder if his mommie is going to sue because the cops chased her good old Antonio into the jaws of some pit bulls?
　
SOME DAYS YOU JUST CAN’T WIN
By Bob Walsh
　
PACOVILLA Corrections blog
September 22, 2010
　
Sometimes things just don’t go right. At least that’s what Antonio Brewer is probably thinking.
　
Good old Antonio, 48, of Church St. in Stockton, was just hanging out this morning about 2:15 a.m. when he attracted the attention of the cops by jaywalking. When contacted he gave the cops a phony name, then ran. He ran into a back yard occupied by a couple of territorial pit bulls. He then ran back out of the yard and into a police baton.
　
Good old Antonio, who is on parole, was found to be carrying a toad sticker and some drug paraphernalia. He was arrested for parole violation, resisting arrest, possession of a weapon, possession of drug paraphernalia and (wait for it) jaywalking.
　
Life is hard. It’s harder when you are stupid.