WINE, BEER OR WATER?

To all you ladies who enjoy drinking wine, to all you men who like beer... and to those of you who don't like either wine or beer and are always seen with a bottle of water in your hand, as Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of shit.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine or beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or any other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

So be sure to remember this:

Wine and beer are healthy but WATER IS SHITTY.

THEREFORE, IT IS FAR BETTER TO DRINK WINE OR BEER AND TALK STUPID, THAN TO DRINK WATER AND BE FULL OF SHIT…