by Bob Walsh
The eclipse of the sun that occurred Monday morning triggered a massive riot by Anti-Fa thugs and other psychotic liberal fascists in the Peoples Republic of Berkeley yesterday.
Mobs carrying torches screaming that Donald Trump had caused God to bring his wrath down on the people due to his racist-sexist-hommophic-Islamophobic-anti-immigrant policies, and that God was going to destroy us unless Trump was sacrificed. After a few minutes however the sun came back out and the Anti-Fa zealots remembered that they didn't believe in God and therefore could not believe in the wrath of God. They then went back to their usual past-times of engaging in a huge circle-jerk and sodomizing farm animals and young children.
I just made all this up, which of course means it has just as much honesty and validity as the Trump-Russia conspiracy. .
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