Friday, August 25, 2017

WARNING TO FUCKING MORONS THAT PLAN TO VACATION IN MEXICO

by Bob Walsh

Yes, the U.S. Department of State has just issued a travel advisor to Mexico pointing out the extreme hazard of traveling there, even in tourist friendly areas like Baja California and Cancun, especially after dark. U.S. Citizens have been strongly advised to stay the hell out. Good thinking.

MEMORANDUM

FROM: U.S. STATE DEPARTMENT

TO: CITIZENS OF THE UNITED STATES

RE: TRAVEL TO MEXICO

WHAT, ARE YOU FUCKING MORONS? STAY THE HELL OUT OF MEXICO! IT'S DANGEROUS DOWN THERE AND MUCH OF THE DANGER COMES FROM THE GOVERNMENT AND THE COPS. DON'T GO THERE. DON'T EVEN THINK OF GOING THERE.

THANKS. HAVE A NICE DAY.

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