SAVED BY THE BRA

by Bob Walsh

Daniesa Murdaugh, 21, is a very lucky lady. She was present at a block party in Brooklyn when, at about 11 p.m. on July 27, somebody started shooting. She ran and was shot in the back.

Fortunately for her the bullet impacted her bra strap directly over her spine. When EMS showed up and checked her out they unhooked her bra and the bullet fell out of the strap. She had some fragments in her skin but no significant injury. The shooting left one man dead at the Brownsville area party.

The New York Public Advocate, Jumaane D. Williams, asserted (incorrectly of course) that there is a mass shooting "nearly every day" in the U.S. Mayor "Red Bill" deBlasio tried to come up with some way to blame Donald Trump, but couldn't manage it.

Nobody said anything about whether or not a shooter had been identified or was in custody, or a possible motive, nor pretty much anything actually helpful.

Welcome to the Big Apple. INCOMING.