TODAY’S LANGUAGE LESSON

Uses Of The Word Fuck

By Adam Sandler

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word 'Fuck'.
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter F, 'Fuck' is the only word referred to as 'The F word.'

It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

'Fuck,' as most words in the English language, is derived from German. The word 'Flicken' which means 'To strike'. In English, 'Fuck' falls into many grammatical categories.

As a transitive verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley," as an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."
Its meaning is not always sexual.

It can be used as an adjective such as, "John's doing all the fucking work."

As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much."

As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful."

As the object of an adverb, "Shirley is fucking beautifully."

As a noun, "I don't give a fuck."

As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutly" or "In-fucking-credible."

And as almost every work in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you may realise, there are very few words with the versatility of 'Fuck.' As in these examples describing situations such as, Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aww, fuck it," trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question."

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that."

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

Incompetence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself.?"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use this word?

We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately, so say it loudly and proudly, FUCK YOU!