HE SHOULD HAVE TOLD HIS WIFE TO GO FUCK HERSELF AND KEPT HIS 10" DICK

Dad-of-three undergoes extreme surgery to SHORTEN his penis and make his wife happy

 

By Sayantani Nath  

 

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September 30, 2021

 

 

 

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In today's serving of 'believe it or not', a father of three from Sydney, Australia sets husband goals by surgically shortening his penis, apparently to make his wife happy. The man, who has been identified as Dan, spilled the beans on his bizarre bedroom secret during a radio segment with KIISFM breakfast show hosts Kyle and Jackie O. While speaking about the 'length' he went to for keeping the spark alive in the bedroom, Dan shared that his wife of 21 years often complained that his penis size was "too long". "They just trimmed it down," Dan revealed about the procedure. 

He elaborated, "I had my penis chopped down a little bit shorter. She (his wife) complained it was too long, too big - I had an inch and a half [3.81cm] taken off. You can't even tell. You can tell if you really look at it." The surgery for the 'shortening' was quite critical, but he decided to get it done anyway to please his wife of two decades. Now, after the successful procedure, the couple has reportedly resumed their sex life.

Like our readers, hosts Kylie and Jackie O also grew curious to know what exactly was Dan's original size, that is, before the surgery. "It was 10 inches (25.4 cm)," the middle-aged father responded, adding that he still gets lucky. 

However, the operation did come with its shortcomings, no pun intended. Earlier, the couple used to engage in sex almost regularly, but now it has been reduced to just once a week. Elaborating on the same, Dan shared, "Eight months ago, we were doing it three to four times a week - I'd come home from work and we'd rip each other's clothes off." He then added, "Normally Wednesday night, mid-week. I'd take control and take her to the bedroom. She used to instigate it but not so much now."

The hosts congratulated the man for successfully keeping the spark alive even after two decades of marriage. For Dan and his wife, size did matter, but in a much different manner than probably the rest of the world.

EDITOR'S NOTE: 10" dick too big?  Maybe in Australia, but not in America.