During a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone objected to this couple getting married. It was their time to stand up and speak, or forever hold their tongue. The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a child. She had gotten up from the last row and started walking slowly toward the pastor.
Everything quickly turned to chaos. The bride slapped the shit out of the groom. The groom's mother fainted. The bride's father wished he'd brought his shotgun along. The groomsmen started giving each other looks and wondering if there was any way to save the wedding.
The pastor asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward? What do you have to say?"
The woman replied, "We can't hear in the back."
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