Thursday, November 08, 2018

INTERESTING ACCEPTANCE SPEECH

by Bob Walsh

California governor-elect Gavin Newsom gave a really interesting acceptance speech yesterday. I will translate it from SFSPEAK to plain English for you.

"Fuck Donald Trump. Illegal aliens are welcome here. Criminal illegal aliens are welcome here. I am going to let dangerous violent juvenile criminals out of prison. I am going to increase your taxes. Fuck Donald Trump some more."

Just a public service announcement. Enjoy.

3 comments:

Dave Freeman said...

Arizona, Bob.

C'mon man. Just DO it.

BarkGrowlBite said...

With all due respect for our friend Dave, disregard what he said and come to Texas instead. Texas has a helluva lot more to offer than Arizona.

Dave Freeman said...

Two words, Howie.

Harris County.