Friday, July 05, 2019

PROFOUND MASSIVE DISASTER

by Bob Walsh

Something truly terrible happened. The Jim Beam warehouse in Kentucky caught fire and burned to the ground, along with much of the stock.

There was also a significant earthquake near Ridgecrest, California that rattled Pasadena, but since it is in the greater LA area nobody with any brains gives a fuck.

Nice thing about living in a cardboard box, your flat screen is not likely to fall off the wall and crush you.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

With that title I thought this blog would be about Mad Magazine shutting down. I'm Mad!