OH SHIT, THAT'S SHIT!

Man allegedly swings colostomy bag at cops at Kid Rock’s bar in Nashville 

 

By Joshua Rhett Miller

New York Post

May 5, 2021

 

 

 

They were struck in the line of doody.

A drunk man at Kid Rock’s bar in Tennessee literally lost his shit on a pair of police officers, swinging his colostomy bag at them and whacking them with his feces.

 

 

                  A shit bag

Nicholas Adam Newhart, 39, was blocking an emergency exit door in an indoor area of Kid Rock’s Big Ass Honky Tonk & Rock ‘N Roll Steakhouse in Nashville Saturday when the crappy situation unfolded, WSMV reported.

Security staffers told Newhart to leave, but he refused, prompting them to track down cops for help.

Newhart then allegedly took out his colostomy bag from inside his pants and began to swing it around wildly, hitting two officers with his excrement.

Cops said Newhart was so wasted at the time that he couldn’t stand steadily on his own, had bloodshot eyes and a strong smell of alcohol emanating from his body, according to the report.

He was arrested and later charged with two misdemeanor counts of assault of an officer-offensive contact, as well as public intoxication and disorderly conduct. He remained in custody Wednesday on $4,500 bond, online records show.

Newhart was only identified as John Doe in court documents.

 

                     The back of Newhart's head shows he's just a good old boy

 

The revolting incident was detailed late Saturday on a Twitter account called Nashville Scanner, which tracks police and fire calls in the state’s capital.

“Unit needs a transport car at … drum roll, kid rock, and an ambulance, and a [sergeant],” the account tweeted. “Male took off his colostomy bag and started swinging it at others, some units have feces on them.”

The account claimed the incident marked the third time the man later identified as Newhart had been flagged to Nashville police in two days.

“Don’t think I’d want to be the transport car on this arrest,” Nashville Scanner tweeted. “Some officers may need to take a quick bath.”

Some Twitter users, meanwhile, couldn’t help poking fun at the nauseating report.

“If you don’t want to be exposed to shit, stay away from Kid Rock,” one reply read.

Newhart’s Facebook page indicates he’s from Wyandotte, Oklahoma. One post from 2015 shows a large Confederate flag tattoo on the back of his head. He also has the flag tattooed on his forearm, according to his profile photo.