Thursday, October 31, 2024

VAIN, STUPID AND UNLUCKY EQUALS DEAD

By Bob Walsh


Aline Tamara Moreira de Amorim, 37, poses in undated photo

Aline Tamara Moreira de Amorim

Beatriz Tavares da Silva Faria, 27, poses in undated photo

Beatriz Tavares da Silva Faria

 

I think that if I were on a small boat at a place known locally in Brazil as The Devil's Throat I would wear my damn life jacket.  Apparently two "internet influencers", Aline Tamara Moreira de Amorium and Beatriz Tavares da Silva Faria looked too good to wear life jackets as they were taking a ton of selfies and working on their tans.  The women were attending a party on the boat one month ago when it was hit by an unexpected wave, dumping seven people on board over the side.  The other five were rescued.  The two non-wearers of life jackets drowned. 

I am sure, however, they left good looking corpses.  If they were not beaten up too badly on the rocks. 

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

It appears that they were slaves to their appearance. Sad.

bob walsh said...

Yup. Refused to wear life jackets because they didn't want to lose their tan.