The Dear Leader of North Korea wants Dennis Rodman appointed U.S. Secretary of State
The Unconventional Gazette
November 7, 2016
PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA – The Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) reports that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un prefers Donald Trump over Hillary Clinton in Tuesday’s U.S. presidential election.
Kim praised Trump as “a prescient presidential candidate” who can liberate Americans living under daily fear of nuclear attack by North Korea.
Kim referred to Hillary Clinton as “thick-headed Hillary” over her proposal to apply the Iran model of wide sanctions to resolve the nuclear weapons issue on the Korean peninsula.
Regardless of who wins the election, the Dear Leader wants former NBA star Dennis Rodman appointed U.S. Secretary of State. Kim said, “My dear friend Dennis is the only American I know who can talk to all sides and bring them together. Hillary Clinton and John Kerry have been dismal failures as ministers of foreign relations.”
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This guy is Loony-Tunes!
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