Friday, December 29, 2017

FELONY BAD HAIRCUT

by Bob Walsh

No, it does not concern Kim John Uhn. It does concern a barber-stylist, Khaled A. Shabari, 46, at Ruby's hair salon in Madison, WI. He is now under arrest for mayhem.

Allegedly his customer went in and asked for a #2 cut on the sides (not a boot haircut but close) and an inch or so off the top, with scissors. He left missing a piece of h8is ear and with a reverse Mohawk, a #1 or #0, right down the middle of his skull.

After calling the cops the victim went elsewhere and had his head shaved, having very little option in the matter other than looking like a complete idiot.

The barber is claiming that "nicking" the ear with the scissors was an accident and that the customer was "fidgety" during the haircut. Ruby's is now getting very bad reviews on Yelp. Life is hard.

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