A BLOWJOB FROM TRUMP?

'I may have to say yes!' Sacha Baron Cohen strikes again as he gets Trump pardon recipient Joe Arpaio to admit he might accept a blowjob from the president

By David Martosko

Daily Mail
August 6, 2018

Former Maricopa County, Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio told a TV interviewer last month that if Donald Trump were to offer him oral sex, he'd be inclined to accept it.

It wasn't just any television host: Professional spoof artist Sacha Baron Cohen had posed as a Finnish journalist and convinced him to engage in a one-on-ine interview that aired over the weekend on his show 'Who Is America?'

'If Donald Trump calls you up after this and says, "Sheriff Joe, I want to offer you an amazing blowjob," would you say yes?” Cohen asked.

'I might have to say yes,' he replied.

The president gave Arpaio a full pardon last year on a contempt of court conviction that stemmed from his refusal to stop targeting suspected illegal immigrants with otherwise reason-free traffic stops.

His fawning attitude may have been driven by a sense of gratitude.

Cohen, in character as 'OMGWhizzBoyOMG,' also asked the former lawman if he thought Trump 'might have had a "golden shower",' a sex act related to urination.

'Wouldn’t surprise me,' he replied.

The allegation was contained in a now-infamous 2016 dossier of opposition research funded by the Democratic National Committee and the Hillary Clinton campaign. The FBI used it, in part, to justify surveillance on at least one former Trump campaign aide.

The unverified claim related to a Moscow trip Trump took in 2013, and focused on the fear that the Kremlin had gathered embarrassing 'kompromat' dirt on the future president.

It's possible Cohen intentionally confused Arpaio: He had been marveling at how rich Trump is. The president's private aircraft, a customized Boeing 757, includes a stateroom whose showerhead is gold-plated.

But Arpaio told The Arizona Republic after the fake interview in July that he suspected he'd been had after his questioner began to 'zero in on sex.'

'I started to get a little angry. A little sad. But I went through it,' he said three weeks ago.

Speaking in a Scandinavian accent, Cohen unboxed a child's Shokpins toy and named it 'Delish Donut,' a character who then asked Arpaio about the red-meat conservative issue of gun control.

Arpaio spoke to the toy.

'Guns don’t kill. People kill,' he said, recounting the National Rifle Association's belief that a 'good guy with a gun' can often stop an armed criminal: 'I'm hoping somebody else in there has a gun that will shoot that person before he kills you.'

'Bad guys are going to get their guns!'

Arpaio ultimately said that even if 'Delish Donut' was anti-gun, he hoped other Shopkins dolls were on his side.

That was too much for Cohen. 'I have 43 guns,' OMGWhizzBoyOMG said.

'I’ve been collecting them for the upcoming race war,' he deadpanned, drawing zero reaction from the 86-year-old.

Arpaio told the Breitbart website last month that he had 'signed some kind of contract before filming' but 'did not read all the info.'

'I was kind of shocked,' he said. 'But I figured this is Finland and this is a famous comedian.'