Today was the first heavy snowfall of the season
8:00 a.m. I built a snowman.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 So, I built a snow woman.
8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 The transgender ma..wom..person asked why I didn't just build one snow person with detachable parts
8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I am being called a racist, because the snow couple is white.
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burka.
8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended.
8:42 The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 TV news crew from the ABC shows up.
I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs?
I am now called a sexist.
9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.
My children are taken by social services.
9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding that I be beheaded.
There is no moral to this story. It's just a view of the politically correct world in which we live today and it is only getting worse.
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