By Howie Katz
Dear President Musk
I work in the Houston office of the Federal Waste Management Agency. Per your request, here is what I accomplished last week
MONDAY: I watched a bunch of Reagan Foxx videos.
TUESDAY: I daydreamed about Reagan Foxx.
WEDNESDAY: I listened to my coworkers badmouthing you and President Trump. The also chanted "Fuck Musk and the Tesla he rode in on."
THURSDAY: I defended you and President Trump. Then I had to keep ducking as I was pelted by a bunch of tomatoes from the brown-bag lunches of my coworkers.
FRIDAY: I watched some more Reagan Foxx videos. I was joined by my manager.
President Musk, as you can see, I was quite busy last week. And if you want to know which websites to watch Reagan Foxx videos on, I'll be glad to let you know.
cc Houston manager FWMA
2 comments:
I wonder if she's looking for some part time work?
It is good that you can focus on a task Howie. Focus is important.
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