THE UNSINKABLE TRUMPANIC

Capt, Donald has crashed his unsinkable ship straight into an iceberg

By Howie Katz

In 1912, the British launched the Titanic, a huge passenger ship which its builders declared to be unsinkable.  On its maiden voyage the Titanic struck an ice berg and slowly sunk.  Of the 2,224 passengers and crew aboard, more than 1,500 died.

In 2016, a NY real estate developer and TV personality built what he believed was truly an unsinkable ship.  Shortly after it was launched, the Trumpanic deliberately crashed into the good ship Hillary and sunk it.  

During the time the Trumpanic was afloat, it operated on a new type of fuel called Tweets.  

Capt. Donald overcame one mutiny by its Democratic crew.

Finally, on November 3, 2020, Capt. Donald recklessly steered the ship straight into a huge iceberg called the electorate.  As the Trumpanic began to slowly sink, Capt. Donald released a flurry of tweets hoping they would force the Trumpanic on through the iceberg.  Alas, it only made matters worse.

 

Right now the wrecked Trumpanic is just barely afloat.  The ship is expected to go completely under by January20 if not before.

The question is that when the Trumpanic finally goes down, will it take the Republican party down with it.