Friday, September 02, 2022

POLICE RESPONSE TO 'NAKED WOMAN' REPORT

DISPATCHER: "Unit 54 ... Naked woman reported at Broadway and Seventh"

UNIT 54: "10-4"

                       

                       Cops Catching Drunken Driver Funny Gif

 

14 different law enforcement agencies showed up at Broadway and Seventh. 19 officers were injured, 8 seriously, responding to this call. 5 police cars sustained major damage. The naked woman was also seriously injured as every officer tried to take her into custody.

3 comments:

Trey said...

Most of the time the naked woman is fat, ugly and crazy.

BarkGrowlBite said...

For God's sake, no, no, no Trey! In this woke society, the words 'fat', 'ugly' and 'crazy' are VERBOTEN. Instead use 'overweight', 'unattractive' and 'mentally-challenged'.

Trey said...

Ha! Ha! I'm not politically correct!