Thursday, December 07, 2017

CHINESE WORKER DOES WHAT BOSS SUGGESTED

Wong Chow, an immigrant from China, calls into work and says, “I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work”.

The boss says, “You know something, Wong Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work... You try that”.

Two hours later Wong Chow calls again. “I do what you say and I feel great... I be at work soon... You got nice house”.

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