200 DAYS UNTIL DECISION

by Bob Walsh

Unless my math is off (which it might be, I ran out of Green Death two days ago, that hurts my concentration) we will elect a fearless leader in 200 days.

Will we get a megalomaniac with funny hair and an irritating way of speaking who turned out to be pretty competent, or a senile old fart who isn't completely sure of what planet he is on much of the time? Does it even matter? (Yes, it does.)

Donald Trump is an irritating ass who happens to be fairly competent. He is also refreshingly lacking in subtlety. Joe Biden may be a criminal and is at a minimum an enabler of criminals who is about five years past his "best if used by" date. He can't put a coherent sentence together much of the time, even if he is reading it. His head is so far up the ass of damn near anybody who says "Progressive" or "Woke" that you wonder how he can breathe. And he is a stupid, weak-ass punk who does not realize that China IS a bad guy on the world stage, even if they did give his son a buttload of cash.

Decisions are made by those who show up. Elections have consequences. Vote early and often, to offset the illegal voting by illegal aliens, Democrat-Socialists, illegal alien Democrat-Socialists and non-humans from the planet Tralfamadore. They have been interfering in our elections for the last 120 years. How do you think Woodrow Wilson won? It wasn't merely because he was a racist asshole, though that helped.

Do you want to continue to have the right to sacrifice a goat at the oak tree of your choice on the full moon? Do you want to continue to be able to own a gun, and ammunition for that matter? Do you want to be able to tell the government to go fuck themselves when it seems appropriate to you without fear of being thrown in the slammer? Do you believe that people who have a penis and testicles are male? If you want to be able to keep believing this stuff, THINK about who and what you are voting for.

DECISIONS ARE MADE BY THOSE WHO SHOW UP.