At Least If Your Name Is Boris Johnson
by Bob Walsh
Boris Johnson, the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, was discharged from Hospital on Easter. The gave his profuse thanks to the Pagan community, especially in Wales and Ireland, for sacrificing goats and sheep on his behalf. It is said that neither the Archbishop of Canterbury nor the Queen were amused by his comments. The Queen actually wanted them to sacrifice Camilla.
Actually, except for the first sentence of the post, I made the whole thing up. That doesn't mean it didn't happen.
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