Thursday, July 16, 2020

MEMORANDUM

TO:  Tim Welz
         Democratic–Farmer–Labor Party Governor of Minnesota

FROM:  Donald J. Trump
               President of the freaking United States of America

RE;  Your request for money

I am in receipt of your recent request for $500 million of federal money (meaning taxpayers money) to reimburse your state for damages caused by the protesters (rioters) that ran rampant in your state because you and your mayors were too chickenshit to do anything about it.

After full and serious consideration I have decided to respectfully and politely suggest that, in lieu of this payment, you should instead take a flying fuck at a rolling donut.

Have a nice day.

1 comment:

Trey Rusk said...

Yep.