by Bob Walsh
The
God-Emperor of the formerly great state of California, Gavin Newsom,
has announced that he intends to decree that the lockdown of most of the
state (excepting high-end restaurants in wine country) will likely
continue until mammals become extinct by natural selection. This will
leave liberals and other invertebrates relatively unaffected, though it
is not clear who will pay the taxes to keep the state semi-functional.
Perhaps the Federal Money Fairy will drop by to rescue the staste from
it's own idiocy. I am, however, unsure I would count on that.
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