NASTY NANCY ISSUES INVITATION TO SENILE JOE

• by Bob Walsh

  
  

  The Speaker of the House has (per normal procedure) invited Senile Joe to present his State of the Union message before congress on March 1.  This is the latest this address has been scheduled in 90 years.

  
  

  I am confident that there is nothing to the rumor that it will take them that long to round up enough Adderall to get him to a semi-functional condition.