DITCH THE BITCH AND GO BACK HOME!

A Heartfelt Message For Prince Harry

 

By Howie Katz

 

Big Jolly Times

September 28, 2020 

 

 

 

Harry, your wife has made and is continuing to make a fool out of you.  You used to be universally admired.  Now you are scorned. 

Meghan was just a two-bit soap opera actress when she got her claws into you.  The gold digger was looking for the mother lode and she found it in you.  Now she has some A-listers like Oprah and George Clooney as best friends, celebrities who paid scant attention to her before she hooked you.  

From the get-go, the fame and fortune seeker intended to drag you to live in  America where she would be free from the restraints of the Royal Family and where she could enjoy the life of a Hollywood celebrity. 

You've been welcomed to America but you've got no business meddling in our  presidential election.  Your wife is a Trump hater and she's got you playing her tune.

In a Time 100 video you recently told us that"It's vital that we reject hate speech, misinformation and online negativity."  That was an obvious dig at President Trump.  Shame on you!  You are a guest in our country and a good guest does not disrespect his host.

Harry. you represent the British Royal Family and I'm sure the Queen, your father and your brother are thoroughly embarrassed by your meddling in our affairs.  And your relationship and behavior with the gold digger must be having your revered mother turning over in her grave.

It is also obvious that Meghan wears the pants in your family because otherwise you would not have used your dog whistle to mock our president.  You used to be a real man that other men looked up to.  Now you're seen as nothing more than a milquetoast.

Sadly, you went from a hero in 2008, when you served on the front lines in Afghanistan, to a henpecked husband now.  You have been turned into a puppet whose strings are being pulled by a domineering bitch.

And your press is nearly as bad as the daily attacks against the President by the Trump-hating media.  The only good press you get is in the US, but only when you bad-mouth President Trump.

Your fame-hungry wife is achieving her goal.  There is even talk about her being a future presidential candidate.  Horrors!!

Harry, I'm sure you are having great sex and getting mind-blowing blow jobs, but when all is said and done, your marriage will eventually head for the rocks.  She'll dump you just like she dumped her father.  And it will most likely be a bitter and contentious divorce involving the custody of your wonderful son Archie.  But when it's all over, you'll be rid of the domineering bitch.   

Once you are divorced. your ex-wife will be set for a luxurious life at the expense of the British taxpayers which she sure as hell damn well knew on the day you two first met.  

Wake up Harry!  Your wife doesn't need you anymore.  She's gotten the fame others can only dream of.  When you've gone your separate ways, she'll be counting your money that she was after and partying with the A-listers.       

My heartfelt advice is: Ditch the bitch sooner than later and go back home!  Beg the Queen for forgiveness.  And most of all, restore your now missing manhood.