by Bob Walsh
My friend Zorg, who is a Watcher from the planet Tralfalmadore, has assured me that, during his campaign stops in Nevada, Trump stopped by Area 51 to pick up the invisibility cloak they have developed there from the crashed saucer in 1947. Using that device her personally snuck into RGB's home and smothered her to death with a pillow. He did this in order to appoint someone friendly to him to the Supreme Court so that the court can "fix" the election in his favor.
It should be pointed out that Zorg was coming down off a three day meth binge when he said it so it could be just a pipe dream, but it would be nice to think that the Republicans had their shit together enough to actually pull something like that off. It's a complete fantasy of course, but it would still be nice if they could.
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