Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "The Amazing Race In Texas."
Five couples will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, east to Nacogdoches, down to Lufkin, Houston, then to Austin, San Antonio, and down to Brownsville ... they will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas ...
Each couple will be driving a pink Volvo with New York license plates and eight bumper stickers that read:
"I'm a Democrat"
"Amnesty for Illegal's"
"I love the Dixie Chicks"
"Boycott Beef"
“Forget the Alamo. Viva Mexico”
"I Voted for Obama"
"Reelect Obama in 2012"
"I'm here to confiscate your guns"
In Waco, Lufkin, Odessa, Amarillo and Abilene, between the hours of 10 p.m. and midnight, each couple will have to drive through the parking lots of designated country-western bars while repeatedly blowing their horns. In Houston, San Antonio and Fort Worth, between 10 p.m. and midnight, each couple will have to drive through the parking lots of designated biker bars while repeatedly blowing their horns.
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
God Bless Texas
(Thanks to Tom Crockford, my friend in England)
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