Think a gallon of gas is expensive? This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective. Compared with Gasoline......
Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ... $10.32 per gallon
Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19..........$9.52 per gallon
Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ..... $10.17 per gallon
Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 .........$10.00 per gallon
Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 ...... $33.60 Per gallon
Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 ... $178.13 per gallon
Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 .. $123..20 per gallon
Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ..... $25.42 per gallon
Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 .....$84.48 per gallon
Evian water 9 oz $1.49...$21.19 per gallon! $21.19 for WATER and the buyers don't even know the source. (Evian spelled backwards is Naive.)
And this is A REALKICKER: Ever wonder why printers are so cheap? So they have you hooked for the ink. Someone calculated the cost of the ink at....(you won't believe it....but it is true) $5,200 a gal. (five thousand two hundred dollars)
So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on water, Scope, Whiteout, Pepto Bismol, Nyquil or God forbid, Printer Ink!
HOWEVER, THERE IS SOME ENCOURAGING NEWS:
Golfers get great mileage per gallon.
A recent study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Oh shit, that’s alcohol, not gasoline!
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